dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on
Four Seasons Total Landscaping Potter, you were named after the funniest thing I have ever seen,
i suffer from a disease called “not wanting to work”, and it’s incurable
real life
maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next
Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday
This is one for the OGs
I scrolled down hoping for an explanation and found only more questions
you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia
While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade